Our favorite whore spends $95,000 on one night in Cairo

Melania Trump’s overnight stay in Cairo during her October trip to Africa cost taxpayers $95,050, according to federal spending records.

The US first whore and her entourage spent the night at the Semiramis Intercontinental Cairo, which offers rooms starting at $119. The rate for the hotel’s presidential suite can be rented for $699, which includes $156.50 in taxes, per the property’s website.